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Episode 778-789

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While the boys are off with the beautiful people at Fashion Week, here's what's happening back in Essen:

- Axel and Nina ditch that stupid no-sex rule. It's not natural, you know.
- Jenny finds a collapsed Stella and stops to offer aid. Just like Stella abandoned everything to help Jenny when she found her nearly drowned. Oh, wait...
- Simone and Jenny break our hearts as they dish out the pride and ambition.

Yes, we know, we'd rather be in L.A. with the boys too!

51M 83M
784

Marian and Deniz return, the latter only to be entangled in Stella's daft plot of making her friends help hide her diabetes from management because... not sure why, actually. Because she NEEDS NEEDS NEEDS to train like a non-sick person to beat Jenny and because if Simone finds out she's sick, she'll fire her, apparently. Whereas if she ropes Lars, Oliver and Deniz into keeping it secret and Simone finds out later, she'll probably fire all four of them, which is... better. Somehow. Okaaay.

In saner news, Marian and Jenny act like a pair of giggling, smitten, adorkable teenagers and OMG STOP BEING SO LOVELY TOGETHER, YOU'RE MAKING US PUDDLE. And Marian decides to come out about his sneaky, Jenny-loving ways. Good luck with that, mate. You can both move into the igloo with us until the storm of self-righteousness has blown over.

Oh, and because we know you'll ask, we're now taking bets whether Roman is:

-still in the US being fitted for five dozen brand new body-clinging MF outfits
-taking a side trip to Australia to visit the parentals (shhhh, it's on the way)
-at home, in bed, recovering from jetlag/too much tanning/excessive shagging/fame
-currently actor-less due to vacation so we'll do the awkward "pretending he's around but we don't see him" routine (pls Show, let's not!)
- currently actor-less due to vacation so we'll have lots and lots of pre-recorded phone calls with Deniz giggling in a bathtub and flashbacking to more deleted scenes from 773 (could live with that)
-eloped with Vin Diesel/Rupert Everett/John Barrowman/insert fantasy of your choice

59M 63M
785

Marian stands up for Jenny. Wooo! Deniz bitches around. Boyfriend, please - you're cute but STFU! L'Arse does his self-righteous prick routine. Yawn. Stella moves out. Bye, Stella, don't bother writing... damn, too late.

Roman? Is... uhm... waiting at the locker rooms, covered in edible chocolate. Or at IKEA, looking at new couches. Yup.

(Apparently Show is going for the "Roman is around but currently something that rhymes with BLINVISIBLE" option. Dudes, LAZY!)

31M --
786

The end of Nina and Axel's star-crossed romance:

Evil!Axel's Evil Letter of Intent: No PDA, ever.
Nina: OMG INCOMPATIBLE BOYFRIEND FAIL IS INCOMPATIBLE.
Heartbreak: *ensues*

(Why, yes, there was plot with that. Lots. With schemes. And back and forth. And Axel's whacky hippie mum. And a dog. However! Nina's not a Gay Boy With Issues, and Axel only dipped a toe in briefly, so you get the ultra-condensed version, 'kay?)

Meanwhile, Simone's stone-cold heart somehow resists Deniz's smitten grin when he talks about (still absent) Roman. The woman's truly got balls of steel, unlike her daughter's boyfriend, apparently. At least until he's had his cocky flakes.

56M --
787

Marian and his pair of cocky balls school the Steinbutts on their parental fail, thus guilt-tripping them into inviting Jenny and him over for the most awkward dinner Chez Steinkamps has seen since Roman exposed Deniz as a cheating fuckwad in front of the entire family and Frau Scholz. Good times.

(And an art connoisseur, Simone? Really? Just you wait until Etienne blows back into town for the heist.)

Also, Oliver's clearly never had any interesting sex EVER, poor dear.

73M --
788-789

Jenny gets ground to bits between a rock and a hard place (which unfortunately has nothing to do with the contents of Marian's pants). Stella continues to prove that she's a stroppy cow who can't let go of grudges. And Roman apparently went to visit Lil in Canada just when Lil went to Germany to hunt him down. Bad timing, Schatz!

Also, look at Marian and Jenny nose-rubbing! Slowly but surely, eskimo kisses are turning into an AWZ-wide staple. Soon it'll be the standard greeting throughout the Centre - Axel will come in to work at 9 sharp, noserub Max in the elevator, Richard in the hallway, and the poolboy on the way to the loo. Next step: world domination! *GLEE*

84M --

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