Episode 562-569

Deniz is a whore. Aldi thinks this plot's a bore. Shelly wants more, more, more.

Mike's in a snit.
Because Deniz has a hot chick.
Snogging in the pool, ick!
(If he only knew, Deniz was getting paid, too, he'd have a jealous fit!)

Dear Julia: Babe, you are hot and all (and sadly enough, probably the most convincing female in a sex scene with Deniz, lol) but sweetheart, calling yourself "almost 10 years older" than him is wildly optimistic on your part.

Dear Marian: Let's see you top [Angriest Turkish ever]! THIS IS A CHALLENGE. (Everyone wins!)

Dear Mike: It's starting to get creepy, how we cheer, every time you're near; so hurry up and be an asshole (no wait, that won't work, we like assholes) and throw out those sparkly shirts. WE DON'T LIKE YOU, JERK. :(

Dear Deniz: Yes, it's so hard to be a rentboy. *pets* Everyone's a meanie and calls you a whore!

Dear Mysterious Goddaughter from the Circus Hilariously Named "Lou" on your Lame Postcard of Exposition: STAY WITH THE CIRCUS, WE BESEECH YOU.

(Ahem. Not that we know anything. Or are spoiling. Anything.)

Take a break from rentboy for some dramatic skating dramarama! Also, L'Arse sleeps with Jenny. Again. And regrets it. Again. L'Arse... just shut up and be naked, okay? Your "morals" are spoiling our view.

PS. OMG when is Roman coming home?