Episode 552-561

A long time ago, in an era before Show decided that dead people use cell phones and Voodoo was a viable plot, Deniz was with Roman and desperate for cash so he could buy his beloved a pretty pretty shirt for Christmas (check eps 325/326 if your memory's gone hazy). Deniz learned then that his lips could earn him a few extra euros.

How far we've come from those innocent days.

"Just showing them the town! Just showing them the town! Just showing them the town!" Deniz, love... you keep using those words. We don't think they mean what you think they mean.

And yes, first there was [Turkish], then there was [angry Turkish] (meow!) and now there's [concerned Turkish] just to mix things up a little bit. Don't worry, there's still red-faced father and son, spitting in each other's faces, all yummy and sweaty and....

Um excuse us. EKP will be going to hell now.

In which Nina hires Deniz *snerk* and L'Arse and Jenny are naked a lot. We figured this was important.

Lena is gestating.
Jenny is skating.
L'Arse is self-hating.