Episode 501 - 510

The bitch is back! Jenny returns to Essen with a new look (and erm a new body) ready to drink up a storm and plot against Diana. For the lead role in an ice show all about Diana's life. Ah, Schatzi, we've missed you.

Diana: My phone sees dead people.
Jenny: *snickers*
Roman: *eyerolls*
L'Arse: *needs to inspect Paul up close and personal*

Dr. Axel Schwarz returns, with sinister schemes that seem to involve staring suggestively at Roman a lot. (Don't even ask.) Also, behold Deniz being adorkable as he puppyfaces for Roman's attention. Thank god Roman is a stronger man than us, who (apart from not being men at all) would probably crumble and give in.

Mike: "I think somebody might maybe have perhaps seen someone that looks a little like Julian maybe. You know, JULIAN, who's dead. You did your routine once okay, Diana, so I'm off. See you at opening night. Maybe." BEST TRAINER IN THE WORLD Y/Y?

Meanwhile, L'Arse badgers Deniz into giving him booze and gets lovely and abrasive again. This guy should never be allowed to be schmoopey.