Episode 430 - 440

Plot? What plot? Go away. We're busy ogling Annette. Oh fine--here's some plot: Annette fantasises about Ingo being her child. Kinky show is kinky.

This is where EKP gets off the DeVa train. Not that we were ever voluntarily on it, but we got our sleeves caught in the door as it closed and got miserably dragged along the rails, bleeding and ranting as we headed for the inevitable trainwreck up ahead: this is where we cut off that damn sleeve and roll free. Because this is where we finally see a glimpse of the old Vanessa - that strong, confident girl we used to love, who's happy to be herself and to hell with conventions - and what does Deniz do? HE GETS UNCOMFORTABLE. Over and out, dude. If you're not thrilled and smitten with Vanessa the way she really is - instead of the clingy, insecure, whiny persona she's been cultivating for the duration of this pathetic relationship - then you two are history.

Oh yeah, and Ingo and Annette are not pregnant. WAS ALL THAT DRAMA REALLY NECESSARY, GUYS?

Roman innocently invites Deniz to Essen's latest happening party (but but but... there aren't any places to go other than No.7, are there? We're confused). Deniz nobly resists, if by "resists", you mean "goes for it like a dog for a steak". Oh and Roman really wants Deniz to invite Vanessa. FOR REAL. HE'S TOTES INNOCENT. HE IS NOT SMIRKING BEHIND DENIZ'S BACK OR ANYTHING.

Vanessa: Deniz is giving an interview.
Deniz: I'm a straight, loyal, honest boyfriend. To a girl.
Roman: Mhmmm. Yes, Schatz.
Kaja: Hmm, these two are pretty *ships*
Vanessa: Deniz is giving an interview.
Nina: Vanessa, sweetie, love, darling, secret crush of mine...
Vanessa: DENIZ IS GIVING AN INTERVIEW.
Nina: ...no he's not.
EKP: *smirks with Kaja* NO. HE'S NOT.

Roman schools Deniz while they are hungover. Nina tries to blackmail Deniz. It's all fairly awesome, however EKP is currently busy fangirling so all of our snark is otherwise engaged. Insert your own witticism, okay? *MWAH*

(PS. Nina, could we have copies of those pics, pls?)

Ingo bruises his balls. Roman snickers. Yes, this takes up two episodes.

ATTENTION ALL VIEWERS! EKP is quarantined until further notice. There is a KILLER VIRUS on the loose. There is no reason to PANIC even tho we keep calling it a KILLER VIRUS. Carry on as you were. Except you cannot leave. And the virus is FATAL.

Symptoms of early infection may include: hallucinating that you are watching a different show (Outbreak, ER, Mission Impossible, etc.), headaches from flagrant misuse of science, and extreme irritation that Vanessa did not use the ladies' locker room.