Episode 410 - 419

Finally a vid we can name "Deniz & Roman" and not feel like utter liars. Also Ben: YOU CAN STAY. PLS redo that paternity test, okay? We will make it so you and Vanessa aren't siblings. Promise.

Deniz thinks models are thick as bricks, but just the women, right? He's a model, but he's totally smart and in love with Vanessa, and he did not just kiss Roman, and that wasn't his fault anyway, it was all Roman making him feel things that he doesn't feel, not at all, thank you very much, and let's just forget about all this anyway, right Vanessa?

Roman plans Annette's dream wedding in the neon lights of Vegas with Elvis officiating. No wait... that was 100 eps ago, never mind. (WE DO REMEMBER THESE THINGS, YOU KNOW, RTL!) Meanwhile Ingo plots a beer and sausage wedding with Keule. For the record, EKP will be going to Ingo's. Well, we'll be at whichever one Roman takes his shirt off at, but we'd hope that would be Ingo's!

We need a thesaurus so we can look up synonyms for "awesome", but we're broke. Until we can afford one: Roman is the awesomest friend of awesome friends. Ben also reiterates how good Deniz and Vanessa are together. We're still not buying it.

Who's the chick in the flesh-coloured costume? Why is she ruthlessly destroying our Roliver fantasies? Who is the old dude with the sinister visage? Why are there dramatic eyeflashes not pertaining to our plot?" JUST IGNORE ALL THAT, OKAY. ROMAN IS NAKED. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.

Dear Roman: EKP volunteers for cake-sampling with you. We promise we'll be more enthusiastic than Annette! And Ingo, we'd volunteer to let you practice your proposal on us too, but we're laughing too hard at Mike's discomfort. And our mouths are full of cake.

Roman makes suggestive gestures with his champagne flute while Deniz is tormented by flashbacks to that illicit locker room kiss. Mmmmmm. He also says "no more lies." Right, Schatz. We believe you.