Episode 390 - 400

Annette is sexy as hell--Ingo pounce her already (if not for our sakes--do it for Roman! Which btw Roman, don't think we didn't notice you trying to take advantage of poor sexually frustrated Ingo. We completely approve!)

If you're having trouble viewing this episode, it's because EKP has drawn hearts and kittens all over it. It's one of our very favourites--and not just because of Ingo's shout-out to Eskimo kisses either!

Dear Deniz, you of all people do not need to lecture anyone on meaningless apologies, but if you'd like to tell us more about your crush on Marco, we're all ears! Why don't you go to Italy to see him and let Vanessa visit Aldi in New Zealand for her birthday, yes? Not before you strut around the Steinkamp offices dripping in sweat so Axel and Max can drool all over you, of course. Love, EKP

PS: How all of this is to possibly reinforce your newly rediscovered heterosexuality IS A COMPLETE MYSTERY TO US.

Max and Simone spend an indecent amount of time ogling Deniz. Roman is not impressed. (Roman, Schatz, we are ogling you!) BTW, Deniz's big dream is to be a model, can't you tell? He's wanted it forever and ever!

Deniz and Roman snarl at each other deliciously. Who needs to know more?

EKP smooches to gaydaytime for the clip!

Nadja's life is threatened and Marian has to make a hard choice. We wouldn't particularly care about this plot, except Marian's woobie sucks us right in. Also, Annette and Ingo leapfrog right over their blissful honeymoon stage into fretting over kids. *points back to 391* Remember that, guys?