Episode 379 - 387

Yes, this is painful. We're making liberal cuts and trying to spare you guys as much as possible, but um...at least Roman's back in this ep, yes?

Remember how Deniz can't eat when he's in love? Well, now he can't eat around Frau Scholz. You do the math. Also, the most awkard dinner party in the world. That doesn't end in angry table sex. (We tried to edit it in, believe us.)

Welcome to the most schizophrenic episode ever: He's gay! He's straight! He's confused! So are we! So are Richard and Marian, who are now shipping long-term DeRo. Thanks, Dads!

Roman tries to win Deniz back Fatal Attraction style. We frown upon the concept, of course, but... mhmmm, shower scenes. How do we reassure you guys without being misleading? Let's just say Roman hits his low point here, and leave it at that. Fortunately Annette distracts him with plans to wow Ingo until they're derailed by something horrible and soapy. [You do remember you're watching a soap right? Just checking. ;)]

As it's been brought to our attention that we are far too kind to Roman, we'd like to point out how much he FAILS at getting Ingo home to Annette. And that his timing really sucks. Bad, Roman, bad!

Annette and Ingo decide to postpone sex. This goes over about as well as you'd expect. (Refrigerated condoms were your first clue.)