Episode 350 - 359

Vanessa isn't buying Deniz's confession and he gets stuck on the flashback row machine of doom to suffer through an angsty montage of all the people he's kissed. Roman is woobie. We are woobie.

Roman made Deniz gay out of guilt and is keeping him trapped in a horrible gay relationship. They do that, you know, those gays.

(Just in case it's not obvious, that was sarcastic. Ahem.)

Dear Nina, we know it sucks that Deniz told you if he was into women it would have been you (see ep303, hallo RTL, we do pay attention) but come on--won't someone think of Roman? Gah.

We could not come up with a description that didn't involve graphic language, so let's just say Deniz and Vanessa continue to be afflicted by personality transplants. There's some really fun stuff coming up with Ingo and Annette next ep. We promise.

Just ignore the stupid and concentrate on 1) Roman looking gorgeous and 2) Ingo and Annette's innuendoful cleaning battle of epic win.

We promised something better after the disaster zone that was the last few eps, and here you go: Take some confused Annette and Ingo, add in a healthy dose of snarky Roman and sprinkle liberally with sexual innuendo. That should take care of recent pains.

Roman tries once more to get Deniz to tell him what's wrong. Deniz responds the only way he knows how.