Episode 339 - 349

Deniz is thrilled when Roman calls him. Absolutely nothing else happens.

Marian's bar has been vandalised. Deniz tries to thwart the attackers with his mad jumping around skills. Later, he is woobie on the red couch (missing Roman, obviously).

Deniz is immune to tits and won't pounce anyone but Roman. He also approves of male pregnancy. (Behold the power of selective description!) Meanwhile, Nadja is sick to her stomach. We think she's been watching too much of this show.

Vanessa's secret is out. We can't believe we're saying this, but please, please, please, won't someone listen to Nina?

Roman comes home and spends the night with Deniz. They do not sleep.

Deniz calmly explains that he's not into women. We choose to believe him.

No description, just have some booze ready for this one. And remember we didn't write it. We'll just be over here with Roman. Eating fries.